1). I would very much like to own a garden gnome. Speaking of, have I ever told you that I once played the role of Happy the Dwarf in a regional theater production of Snow White?
2). A baby goat + a fat pig. Made you smile, yeah?
3). "We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give." -Winston Churchill
4). I don't own a hairbrush. (I use a comb).
5). When I was eleven, I earnestly believed I was a witch. I had a spell book and everything.