What's this? You want to take my picture?
Okay fineeeee. I'll give you a shot.
Oh alright, here's another one.
I guess I can smile. Wait for it.
Aha! There it is.
Yeah, I know I'm cute. Get that close-up.
Oh this is too much fun! Here's my funny face.
I like fingers. I'll show you my trick.
I grabbed it! So pleased with myself.
You're leaving now?
Not before Daddy comes back in for a nose tickle and almost drops the iPad on my head.
We finished now? Good. Back to sleep.
(two hours later):
No I absolutely do not want to sit here. I want more milk. Now! Why aren't you listening to me!?